Caturday Post: Useless Kitty is Useless

I am catsitting for my parents at the moment.  They have an overly fluffy Persian mutt thing named Ophelia.  She is cute.  She is also useless.  I can send her outdoors when I see plump squirrels and she doesn't notice them. 

There was recently a large cockroach in my vicinity.  I picked up Ophelia and put her down right in front of the roach.  She didn't even notice it.  Useless.