Friday Fabulosity: Swords for Ladies Formal Wear

There have been some confused people on the internet who think a problem with Wonder Woman is that it is impossible for a lady to carry a sword in the back of her dress.

In solidarity with the well dressed ladies of the internet, and Wonder Woman herself, here is me with a sword down the back of my dress.

Friday Fabulosity: New Career Goal

Plumed hat, cape, and mask are de rigueur for this job.

Those with a Euro-centric education may discover an eerie similarity to a certain canonical English poem.

New career goal: éclair thief. 

 Find it in a library and read the rest of the story!