Sunday, October 9, 2016

From the Minutes of the Cthulhu Prayer Breakfast with Muffins and Mimosas

It has been so concluded that it were a matter of horror should cockroaches contract the zombie plague. Upon considering the impossibility of sealing a spaceship, or anything else, against cockroaches, thus implying that fleeing a doomed and zombie cockroach-plagued earth would be impossible, as humans would inadvertently be transporting some cockroaches with them wherever they went, some of the members present considered fainting. This course of action was, however, abandoned with the very practical consideration that smelling salts have yet to be synthesized.


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