Saturday, January 2, 2016

Caturday Post: Hereby Resolved

For edification and moral elevation (their own), the cats have resolved upon the following for the new year:

1. kill a squirrel (Tamerlane)
2. kill a bird (Tamerlane)
3. sit upon all of the things (all of them) (Scaramouche)
4. eat more green things (Scaramouche)
5. throw up more (and in more inconvenient places) (Scaramouche)
6. sit in big brother's cat basket (Tamerlane)
7. hit little brother whenever he sits in my cat basket (Scaramouche)
8. win against big brother (Tamerlane)
9. not come when called (Scaramouche)

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