Saturday, September 12, 2015

A Non-Exhaustive List of Things which will Turn Ladies into Whores

  1. Tea
  2. birth control
  3. the HPV vaccine
  4. rights
  5. jazz-though to be fair, the depravity caused by jazz applied both to men and women, apparently
  6. getting mail
  7. riding bicycles
  8. riding buses at night
  9. driving
  10. talking on the phone
  11. not wearing a head covering
  12. cosmetics and jewelry
  13. reading novels (or anything overstimulating)
The virtuous lady will not go anywhere, speak to anyone, entertain herself, or long for anything that could be mistaken for a human right, particularly any sort of healthcare that affects her lady bits. 


  1. How about men telling women what to do? That should be at the top of the list ;-)

  2. But it is women's responsibility to say no and not inspire any sort of lust! Except saying no is seen as cruel and hardhearted and also an indication to try harder.

    Hmm. Maybe I'll just have some vapors.