1. fussing at windows causes windows to open
2. the words "cheerios" and "no"
3. screeching at the bottom of a set of stairs will fetch a human to carry you up the stairs
4. freshly fluffed fluffy towels for sitting are an inalienable right and will appear in all the best sitting spots
5. humans can be herded and bullied into bed to take naps with
6. if you are bored with your current toy, squawk obnoxiously and make the humans try all the toys until
they find the one you want
7. cuteness brings forgiveness of all sins
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