Because I felt that a well-rounded person should be acquainted at least in passing with the various epics of the world.
I will be reading a translation by Shri Purohit Swami, downloadable
here for free if you want to read along.
From the preface: "The Bhagavad Gita, the greatest devotional book of Hinduism, has long been recognized as one of the world’s spiritual classics and a guide to all on the path of Truth."
The backstory: rival cousins, the 5 Pandavas and the 100 Kauravas, are going to war over who will rule the kingdom. Our main character is one of the Pandavas, Arjuna, along with Krishna as his charioteer. The two armies assemble at Kurukshetra and face each other, prepared for battle. We begin as the rivals survey each other.
Conches are blown. Like weapons, the conches are named: Krishna has Panchajanya, Arjuna has Devadatta, and other renowned warriors have renowned conches. The noise shakes heaven and earth and the hearts of the Kauravas.
Arjuna asks Krishna to bring the chariot in between the forces, that he (Arjuna) may gaze upon the people of both sides. Arjuna gazes upon the people assembled: teachers, fathers and grandfathers and fathers-in-law and uncles and sons and grandsons and other relatives, and is stricken with sorrow. He asks why everyone must fight, avows that he has no interest in kingship, and would rather die than see these people killed. Further,
"The destruction of our kindred means the destruction of the traditions of our ancient
lineage, and when these are lost, irreligion will overrun our homes.
When irreligion spreads, the women of the house begin to stray; when they lose their
purity, adulteration of the stock follows.
Promiscuity ruins both the family and those who defile it; while the souls of our ancestors
droop, through lack of the funeral cakes and ablutions.
By the destruction of our lineage and the pollution of blood, ancient class traditions and
family purity alike perish."
p.3
Yup. Because women's only value is breeding stock, they're not really people, while men can be as promiscuous as they like without consequences. Also, racial purity! How nice to see how far back terrible, dehumanizing ideas run, I suppose?
I was seriously considering quitting right here, but the Bhagavad Gita isn't very long (55 pages of pdf, less of text), and I can blog about it and spread the misery to anyone else who might be interested in what a classic piece of literature actually says. So I'll continue for now. We'll see if I can make it all the way through.